Howdy there chaps and chapesses,well where do i start?Id first of all like to say that im 16 and i play guitar as you may have guessed,sort of hence the fucking site really.Anyway i live in the wonderfull village of newgate street,which is frankly the most wank place on the planet apart from old trafford(read more about man u on my wankers page)neway,on with the show

I did this site as i said on the fucking home page because i hate being in the guitarists hot chair so to speak,so got some shop riffs myself,and then when i saw my mate lees tab classic site(links page,dont go there,its shit)thought what the fuck.For any guitarists reading this iam using an Epiphone sheraton through zoom effects into my guitar teachers jcm,ocaasionaly picking up my telecaster.
Oh,by the way,i thought id leave this picture at the bottom,it is apparetnly,according to those good people at tripod me?????????????????

If your remotly interested in any of the above check out my links page,you might find something about it there,if not,fuck off my site you wankstain,you gave me a hit and thats all i care about(only joking again,i have a very odd sense of humor as you probably guessed)

Favorites

Seeing as theres a favorite things section,il take advantage,firstly tv and other visual entertainment(yes that includes porn,but the less said about that the better........oh fuck it il give porn links)
My favorite tv program of all time has to be bottom as rick mayell is possibly the funniest bloke to ever live,and ade edminson backs him up very well,espescially live,and of recent,the leage of gentlemen,as it is the most warped comedy ive ever seen,which is something which appeals to me.again check links page for this shit,it might be on there,might not

Music wise,id have to say that my to favorite bands of all time would be a fight between led zeppelin and oasis,however i am quite partial to some nu-metal(slipknot,korn,limp bizkit,linkin parkand recently the god of fuck maralyn manson)
I also have a huge soft spot for indie(phonics,coldplay,ash,travis,ocs,manics,cast,reef,muse etc)
I have also a rather soft spot for grunge,and really any music involving a guitar apart from wheatus(wankers page).
OASIS LED ZEPPELIN ARE WITH OUT A DOUBT THE BEST TWO BANDS EVER,Noel gallagher is just a fantastic song writer,and jimmy page is my favorite,and in my opinion the best guitarist to ever grace the planet.chack the links page if you can be fucked for any of the above